However, I have to address the cold-blooded elephant in the room: a chameleon is the worst choice for a fighting game. Addressing the fact that the goofy scientist that can transform into a lizard might not be as strong as the lion commando is obvious from the moment he appears on screen, and I may as well be making bold claims like “Luigi will never marry Peach” or “Stryker might not be the champion of Mortal Kombat this year”. He’s a lot more likely to win a tournament than Dan Hibiki, but his introduction still involves him mooning the camera, and his general fashion sense is laughable (hey, wait, we own the same shirt). Oh, also, bunnies? Not known for the fighting prowess.Īddressing Busuzima on the power rankings almost feels like cheating, as he is clearly intended to be the “joke” character of the game. Ugh! I’m not going to be able to eat a Cadbury Egg in peace for the rest of the week! Bunny ears and a poofy tail can potentially be sexy, but hopping feet are a bridge too far. I don’t care if she’s wearing a short skirt the cold, dead, red eyes are a deal breaker. On the other hand, she turns into the Easter Bunny, and, barring that one time in Reno, nobody has ever wanted to have sex with the Easter Bunny. On one hand, it’s supposed to be sexy, as it’s a clear reference to the Hefner/Toriyama bunny girl of yore. Alice is here for every horny male in the audience, and, given the general demographics of Playstation fighting games, that might be the entire audience.Īnd, to further the fanservice, Alice transforms into a giant bunny rabbit. She’s a nurse, so that’s a fine excuse to squeeze her into a sexy nurse costume (never scrubs, which, take note, game developers, can actually be sexy) or a sailor fuku, because, hey, gotta compete with Dead or Alive somehow. She’s been a fighter since the first game, appears in every sequel, and never, ever does anything useful in the plot. Alice is, like so many other women in fighting games, here exclusively for the fanservice. Let’s start with the biggest loser in this cast. Here are the power rankings for the animalistic fighters of Bloody Roar 3. But are all animals created equal? Hell no. Bloody Roar 3 is a fighting game about human fighters that may transform into anthropomorphic animals at any given moment.
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